Thank you, but she does make a compelling case. Damn AIs and their damn logic.

Of course it is. I was sure you wouldn’t have any other type of painting.

Wait, who’d intrude into my bedroom? No offense, but it is a pretty crappy place, I don’t see why anyone would want in.

Let me guess- the painting’s worth millions.

Oh, that’s fine. You’re not the first. :)

If Wheatley were to come back… I would probably hug him. He’s just a big goofy lovable idiot, after all. And then I might drop him accidentally. But I don’t think anything that happened was really his fault, his heart was in the right place.

… I like you, Jimmy.

Oh, you’re not bugging me! :)

And oh, I wish I knew.

Bingo Some people is a generic term and could refer to anyone.

I don’t know why I’m mute. Must be genetic. Hereditary. I believe some people have a theory that I am actually too dumb to figure out how to use my vocal chords.

Let’s all act like humans. ‘Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.