I'm still alive too.

What's the last dream you can remember having?

Last week I had a dream that I started a new test, and suddenly the floor fell away and Aperture went up into flames. It was a really beautiful dream.

When I started to tell GLaDOS, though, she got mad at me for “insubordinate thoughts”.

Have you played Slender?

mjntardisflight221b

No? What’s Slender?

Have you named any inanimate objects?

mjntardisflight221b

No.

~~The cube’s name is Ryan!~~

Disregarding whether such a being exists, what would you sell your soul to the devil for?

mjntardisflight221b

I, uh… I would probably sell my soul to the devil for a chance at another life. Starting from the beginning, anew as another person.

But that’s stupid. Because the devil doesn’t exist and all.

CanIhaveyourportalgun? #o_o#

Anonymous

No, I’m using it! Get your own!

Chell, just how long did you sleep in that vault before Wheatley woke you up? ouo Everyone keeps disagreeing and saying different things, from decades till centuries!!

Anonymous

It was a long time. Like, a very long time. Even I’m not sure. After all, I was asleep.

Hey, long time, no posts.

mjntardisflight221b

Long time, no questions! I guess everyone’s forgotten about this test subject.

I drew you a picture, but my computer hates me(I suspect GLaDOS has hacked) and it won't submit it. In summary it was GLaDOS ripping a valentine you gave her and you were sad. Enjoy the mental image as if you have actually seen it~ <3

Anonymous

Thank you! I love it when people draw me pictures! That’s a little inaccurate, seeing as I wouldn’t give a Valentine’s Day card to GLaDOS, um, hmm, let’s see, ever, but I appreciate the thought!

Did you ever need to stop for breaks down in Old Aperture since there wouldn't have been any adrenal vapor down there? And what about food and water?

Anonymous

Food was scarce. Really scarce. I took what I could get. Thankfully, I’m not a picky eater.

And the air was… breathable, if a bit stuffy. But yes, I took occasional breaks.